Wednesday, October 7, 2009

People say...

Since I’ve got here, I’ve heard alot about the groups of people here, from a lot of various people, Okay, these could all just be stereotypical but there is no smoke without fire, right?

...things like:

Nigerian men are rich, but really arrogant and violent. If there’s a bar fight somewhere, it must be a Nigerian, if someone felt like buying drinks for the whole club, must be Nigerian…

People from Botswana (what do you call a person from Botswana???) are fast, sex is easy come easy go with them, and so apparently are STD’s….

Don’t fuck with 9ja boys, or Chinese women, most have Chinese guys or guys-who-wanna-be-their-guys, and they have connections with the yakuza mafia, and they can really fuck you up just for looking at one in the wrong way!

Malays are lazy people, they run on African time too! LoL!

Ugandan girls give good head/blowjobs/fellatio …. ?!?!

damn, now i have a reputation to up hold...lol.

P.S. Finally set up my private blog Eizzy Uncensored, y'all are welcome to read it but on condition that:

> i dont know you in real life and if i do i wont proberbly ever see you in real life again

>No family or people connected to any family member in anyway, that especially excludes people who work in new vision or the ugandan press and the tourisim industry

>No boyfriends or before mentiond "him"s

>no people from my church back home (watoto former KPC)

>people i know on facebook.

I think that about covers it!

seriously though, its just easier to share stuff with people i dont really know...or know very well. Inbetween means uncertianty, possible friend or foe and hence not to be trusted. I'll keep this blog up and running though, though may change the focus of the content to more genral reader friendly things...

14 comments:

yz said...

Mwahahahaha! Buy cucumbers and start practising!

eizzy.k said...

LoL!

Ashy said...

I think I qualify for the new blog :-)

normzo said...

woh, now pass on the password

i do qualify,we have never met,and i dont think we shall...

so u stil have the email...pass it on.

cheers

eizzy.k said...

still LoL'ing to my self abt the cucumber thing!!!

Okey dokey...just send me an email n i'll add you...(eizzy.k600@yahoo.com)

The 27th Comrade said...

I can't believe you've never invited me to that blog. I'm sulking. :o(

The 27th Comrade said...

By the people from Botswana are called Tswana (plural). As in "Tswana people". But that is English. Themselves, they say "Batswana", and hence the name of their state.
If memory serves. :o)

Now, back to sulking. :o(

TRP said...

Those conditions are sooooo not fair!
I totally qualify.....

eizzy.k said...

i'm gonna have to add you 27th, your like the answer man...i googled it to and never got any answers!

its not that i'm tryna keep y'all out, just tryna kep certian people out...i miss the days people didnt know who Mizz Eizzy was in blogsville...

lol

The 27th Comrade said...

So, like, by answering the question I bought favour? :o) Heh.
Okay, I've stopped sulking.

Mckeith said...

I so totaly qualify. I need that password. Get me in. Am i begging here? Damn

willpress said...

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha! UG peeps give good head? Now thats some interesting info. Wonder why they don't put that in em travel vouchers!

Well across the road, Kenyans are allegedly extra corrupt, second only to Naija peeps - exception being me lol! And Tanzanians are too polite. . .they even politely inform you that you are about to be robbed!

TRP said...

weelll....Thats good news....I have no idea who you are...:)

Ugandan girl said...

before i send you an email address... do i qualify..?